Product Review

If gigantic insertable objects are your jammiwam, this chef-d'oeuvre of a dildo may make you worship Aphrodite. Made of ground-breaking SkinTech material, this gargantuan Dongy McDongface is molded to faithfully satisfy your penetrative predilections. Imagine if you will each lifelike inch stretching you open like the scene in Alien where the infant Xenomorph XX121 chest bursts out of the late John Hurt. Buckle up as you take your new tree trunk for a gallop. The suction-cup Facehugger like base will adhere to smooth, hard, so very rock hard surfaces. With its mammoth measurement and girth, this simulated trouser sword could make you late for work. Please be advised that TrueTouch dildos are made proudly in the Good Ole U.S. of A with a revolutionary SkinTech process, which is not One, but Two, two I tell you… two layers of phthalate-free TPE (Thermoplastic elastomer) to create the most ingenious and body-safe creation possible. The inner layer creates a strong core to mimic the stiffness of a crotch dragon, while the outer layer provides the supple pliability and believable consistency that make this Frank-a-Doodle look and feel like a real splooge cannon. Measurements: 12.5 inches in length, 10.25 inches insertable, Approx: 3 - 3.25 inches in diameter, the shaft varies so don’t be a Ron Weasley and complain that the girth is off by a few centimeters. Material: TPE (Thermoplastic elastomer).