And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

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And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Happy holidays from Crazy Dog Tshirts! Your loved ones will love finding one of tees wrapped under the tree this year. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanzaa or winter solstice, we have a tee for everyone! Drink some eggnog in one of our festive, ugly Christmas sweater tees at your xmas party and give a funny shirt as a white elephant or secret Santa present. Beat the cold and snow and bundle up in one of our cozy hoodies to kiss your loved one under the mistletoe. Expecting a baby this season? We have cute maternity tee shirts and baby rompers. Your whole family will be stylin' while taking a sleigh ride, building a snowman, or decorating your house with tinsel and holly.Why Choose a Crazy Dog T-shirt?

We have searched far and wide for the perfect t shirts for our fans and customers! We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. You'll notice the quality right when you put it on. All of our tees are screen printed in the U.S. We pride ourselves in high quality and want our t-shirts to be the first out of your drawer every time!

Do you suffer from lack of conversation starters?

Well suffer no more! Our funny tees are the perfect gift ideas whether it's for a Christmas gift, birthday present or any other occasion that you will get a laugh.

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Some more important facts about Crazy Dog T-shirts.

- Our tees are high quality and slightly fitted so you don't look like

  • CLASSIC CHRISTMAS MOVIE TEE: Know someone who loves to quote comedy movies? Pick up this film t-shirt that makes a perfect gift for your movie buff friend. This funny Christmas themed shirt will have everybody at your Ugly Christmas Party or Secret Santa Exchange roaring with laughter.
  • TIS THE SEASON: To bring a smile on everybody on your gift-giving list. Let us be your gift guide this holiday season for your secret Santa, holiday office parties, and white elephant gift exchanges. Look no further than our pun-themed, hilarious tees to get that impossible to buy for cousin, brother, or friend in your life.
  • MEN'S FIT: We made this T-shirt into the perfect combination of comfy and awesome! It’s a stretchy, super soft material, but the fitted tees are slim fit so order a larger shirt if you're between sizes.
  • SUPERIOR DESIGN: All of Crazy Dog's awesome t-shirts are designed and printed in the USA with the highest grade ink on state-of-the-art equipment. Made with 100% pre-shrunk poly cotton blends, our merchandise is designed to last and won’t fade over time. This stretchy and super soft material ensures a comfortable and slim fit. If you find yourself between sizes, consider ordering one size up for your ideal fit.
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED: Whether you're cute and funny or sarcastic and nerdy, get ready to have fun with this graphic tee. Explore our range, larger sizes available (3XL, 4XL, and 5XL) all most novelty designs.

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