Product Review

My roommate’s got a date with the girl of his dreams - but there’s a catch. She wants this to be a double date, and he’s supposed to bring the girl.

Apparently, *I’m* that girl.

Now I’m getting dolled up by our neighbor, wearing a tube top and pink lipstick and a wig, all for what? To meet a burly guy who thinks I’m a chick? At least we're going to my favorite dance club.

What have I got myself into?

And why does this outfit feel so good on me…