Product Review

You're standing on a ladder trying to adjust some shelves in the pantry. You've got a screwdriver in one hand and a wrench in the other. In your wrench hand, you're also trying to hold a bunch of nuts because you don't feel like climbing up and down the ladder every time you need a new one. One slip of the hand sends them all to the floor where they slide under the refrigerator. You climb down to find your wife shaking her head at you, tears streaming down her cheeks. "Pathetic," she says before gulping back the remaining scotch in her glass. "Cut me some slack," you say. "I just lost my nuts." She laughs at you. "You never had any to begin with!" She hurls the scotch glass in your general direction, and it shatters against the wall behind you. She tells you she's leaving you for your best friend, who she's been having an affair with for the past six years anyway. You live the rest of your life alone and unloved. All of this could have been avoided if you'd been using a magnetic wristband by ToolBob.