This pop culture movie inspired patch was the very first one dreamed up by the megalomaniacs at Stinking Patch Co. If you don't like it, we are probably going to burn down the building.

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This pop culture movie inspired patch was the very first one dreamed up by the megalomaniacs at Stinking Patch Co. If you don't like it, we are probably going to burn down the building.

  • Office Space Inspired Red Stapler with Cold Dead Hands Message featuring Bright, Vibrant Colors
  • Hook backing for affixing to your gear, detachable loop fabric provided
  • 3" Wide x 3" Tall
  • Use this patch to build up your morale. And listen to your music at a reasonable volume while collating.
  • Patch contains grooves and dimensions for a 3D, professionally designed look and feel

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