Did I Just Shit My Pants Wipes
A Question for the Ages
Of all of life's important questions, one that you never expect, but inevitably comes is, "Oops...did I just shit my pants?" You can pretend y...

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Did I Just Shit My Pants Wipes
A Question for the Ages
Of all of life's important questions, one that you never expect, but inevitably comes is, "Oops...did I just shit my pants?" You can pretend you've never been there, but we know better. Admitting it is the first step to preparation. Once you've come to terms with the fact that no man, woman, or child is safe from the dangers of a rogue colon, you're ready to arm yourself with a trusty package of Did I Just Shit My Pants Wet Wipes.
Shit My Pants Antibacterial Wipes will be your best friend when a squirty emergency strikes. Each disposable cleansing cloth is durable and soaked in a high-quality antibacterial solution that will help restore some dignity as you make a mad dash for your car.
If They Have Butts, They Need These Wipes
Chances are you know a fair amount of people with butts. If you're scratching your head and wondering what to buy them for a special occasion, Did I Just Shit My Pants Wipes are the perfect choice. Shopping done. This delightfully tacky gag gift will have everyone in hysterics and you'll win any gift-giving occasion. Filled with 15 antibacterial wipes, this weird novelty gift for adults and teens is a fun and useful stocking stuffer, Valentine's, Mother's Day or Father's Day gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets. They're also an easy choice for Secret Santa gift exchanges or White Elephant parties.
*FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY*

  • THAT WAS A LITTLE TOO WET – You trusted a fart, and now there’s a scary squish in your knickers. Don’t freak out! Grab some Did I Just Sht My Pants Wipes, and save yourself!
  • ALWAYS BE READY – A pack of Sht My Pants Wipes can help you through any situation where sht happens. Always be ready at work, the supermarket, the bar, or anywhere else a fart can go oh so very wrong. Clean up with these hilarious handy wipes. The discreet travel size pack will keep your dirty little secret for you, so nobody knows you experienced more than thunder down under. *NOT FOR USE ON SENSITIVE SKIN*
  • HILARIOUS UNISEX GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND COWORKERS – Everyone, everywhere has made the unfortunate mistake of waiting a moment too long. Give all the hard-to-buy-for folks on your shopping list a pack of useful Did I Just Sht My Pants Wet Wipes.
  • A HEALTHY DOSE OF POTTY HUMOR – Not only is this funny poop gift sure to have your friends rolling with laughter, they’re also handy, powerful wipes. Who doesn’t love a gift that’s hysterical and useful too?
  • A WACKY, WEIRD GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Sht My Pants Wipes are an unexpected and truly awesome addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also an easy choice for Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.

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