Product Review

Old Spice Men's Body Wash cleans skin and throws odor out on its ear. Put a small amount in your hand, loofah or washcloth in the shower, work up a lather, and use to clean your body. Climb the tallest tree. Sail the widest ocean. Discover the heretofore undiscoverable. Why? Smellventure, my friend, smellventure. Bring the aromas of your far-off conquests home and then slather them all over your body. Fiji has the fresh coconut and tropical wood scents of a relaxing, half-remembered dream that you later remembered and then willed into reality. Old Spice Men's Body Wash drop-kicks dirt and odor for you, so you can focus on higher pursuits like closing deals or teaching dolphins to speak. So cast your eyes towards the horizon, and then go get it and bring it back here so we can see what it looks like.