Freud's Oral Fixation is the lip balm you desire. (That sounded more profound in the original German.) Begins cooling and soothing in the time it takes to say "subliminal." You'll feel better after your first session.

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Freud's Oral Fixation is the lip balm you desire. (That sounded more profound in the original German.) Begins cooling and soothing in the time it takes to say "subliminal." You'll feel better after your first session.

  • So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother and pick up a tube of Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm.
  • Soft, kissable lips are good for your ego.
  • Net Wt.15 oz (4.25 g) Eucalyptus mint flavored. Made in America from imported ingredients.
  • Gluten Free, GMO Free, Cruelty Free. Makes an excellent small present or stocking stuffer.
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