Ta-Ta Toasters
Tired of your hooters being the neighborhood temperature gauges? Folks know your morning routine and anxiously wait to see if your shirt pops up like a two-tent circus when you step outside to grab...

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Ta-Ta Toasters
Tired of your hooters being the neighborhood temperature gauges? Folks know your morning routine and anxiously wait to see if your shirt pops up like a two-tent circus when you step outside to grab your newspaper. Keep your chest thermometers in check with Ta-Ta Toasters!
Our classically styled, red and white Ta-Ta Toasters will keep your nips warm and toasty all winter long.
"No, I'm not cold. I'm prepared."
Toasty Ta-Tas for Everyone
When the winter winds blow, all the fabulous ladies on your gift list will practically bust with graTITude if you thoughtfully give them a set of Ta-Ta Toasters. This funny gift for women is sure to be a side-splitting hit for any occasion. Wrap up this naughty gift for your anniversary, birthday gag gift, or a stocking stuffer for ladies who constantly worry they'll poke someone's eyes out with a spontaneous case of nipscicles.
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  • TOPPERS FOR YOUR TATAS – Bare nips are just begging for frostbite. Keep your bazongas bundled all winter long.
  • THE KNIT THAT’S SURE TO BE A HIT – Rather than spend hours of your precious time knitting another pair of mittens, give a gift with that “homemade” feel that she’ll literally keep close to her heart.
  • HILARIOUS STOCKING HAT DESIGN – Treat the twins to a stylish set of these classically-designed, red knit stocking caps which feature spiffy white puffs for some added flair.
  • A WARM GIFT TO BUST OUT FOR ANY OCCASION – The Ta-Ta Toaster is this winter’s HOTTEST NOVELTY GIFT for women. Give this weird gag gift for her birthday, anniversary, or favorite holiday!
  • NOVELTY USE ONLY

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