You've had a long day, and it's time to unwind, put on your drinking socks, and kick up your feet to display the "order" on the bottom to bring wine or a cocktail. This is the stuff of dreams... just put ...

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You've had a long day, and it's time to unwind, put on your drinking socks, and kick up your feet to display the "order" on the bottom to bring wine or a cocktail. This is the stuff of dreams... just put your feet up on an ottoman, coffee table or sofa, and voila! Your favorite Cab-Sauv or a Dry Manhattan is delivered by your spouse, roomie, significant other, or anyone lucky enough to be within reading distance of your "If you can read this..." socks. You don't even have to speak. Let your socks do the talking and reap the sweet (or dry) reward.

The playfully-chic, giggle-worthy graphics on the bottoms of both pairs are printed with non-skid puffy ink, meaning no sliding around on wood or tile floors. If you really want to slide around on the floor, just wear different slide-able socks... but then you won't get any wine or a cocktail. Your choice.

These fun socks are so comfortable, they will quite possibly become your new favorite socks. They are lovingly made from high quality combed cotton, blended with nylon and spandex for luxurious comfort and a perfect fit.

Our "Bring Me Wine" and "Bring Me a Cocktail" novelty socks are the perfect unique gift for any occasion, and are a sure hit at White Elephant or Secret Santa gift exchanges. Ideal as a Stocking Stuffer, Christmas present, birthday gift, you name it. The excellent quality, trendy graphics and funny messages ensure the recipient will be more than pleased with such a thoughtful and NICE gift that celebrates their love of good spirits.



  • 2 PAIRS FOR THE PRICE OF 1! Stylish, fun and COMFY socks for wine and cocktail enthusiasts with non-skid printed bottoms that say "If you can read this" - "Bring me Wine" on one pair, and "If you can read this" - "Bring me a Cocktail" on the other pair.
  • LIFT THE SPIRITS OF THE BOOZY FRIENDS IN YOUR LIFE! A perfect funny gift for any wine-or-cocktail-loving woman or man.
  • IDEAL PRESENT for White Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, Stocking Stuffers, birthdays, (21st birthdays or 30th or 40th) or any occasion where a fun gift is needed.
  • ONE SIZE FITS MOST! Soft combed cotton blend for maximum comfort and best fit. (80% Combed Cotton, 18% Nylon, 2% Spandex)
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED - If you are not happy with your purchase for any reason, we will issue a full refund.

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