Product Review

If you're a guy like me, and you find yourself having banged your sexy new boss--the school principal--in the back of your Jeep one drunken night, here's a few takeaways based on my experience...

Lesson One: Always get her FULL name.

Lesson Two: Consider asking what she does for a living.

Lesson Three: Find out why she's moved to town. Get details. Details are crucial.

Lesson Four: Don't alter her bio in front of an auditorium of high school students unless you know she has a sense of humor for that sort of thing.

Lesson Five: If you ignore Lesson Four, apologize instead of flirt when you're sent to the principal's office.

Lesson Six: NEVER sleep with her again.

Lesson Seven: Pay attention to this one--it's the most important of them all.

Don't fall for your one-night stand.

Class dismissed.