Product Review

White Kitchen Towels, For Those Who Pun-derstand

When it comes to white dish towels with funny sayings, there are two kinds of humor.

There are those who love cute slogans about drinks with girls, moms shitlist and other such things. And then, there are those who love a solid pun. In fact, psychologically these people are hardwired to ADORE puns, no matter how much someone else thinks they suck.

So, if YOUR loved ones love dishing out a good pun, these dish towels make perfect sense.

(... pun intended)

Set of Four Towels for Punny People, by Cooking Up Laughs

Stressed Spelled Backwards Is Desserts

Just Beat It

You Wanna Pizza Me

Don't Go Bacon My Heart

About Absorbency. Are They Dish Towels or Tea Towels?

You don't have to worry, because you already know it's a novelty gift! But you will notice, the more you wash it the more absorbent it gets. And you'll notice they get softer with every wash, and you'll realize they ARE more absorbent than usual "souvenir" type towels. They're flour sack dish towels.

... They Wash Incredibly Well for a Bunch of Jokesters.

Some towels curl up, lint up, and lose their graphic. These, are NOT those.

You'll find them a unique joy because they're tight weave 100% cotton with a Flat-Hem Edge, black pro fabric ink, and pre-shrunk to 22 x 17". That means, they won't shrink, pill, fray or dye your laundry.

As stocking stuffers, funny home decor for you, or for any quirky friend who drives literal-thinkin' folk mad with puns, imagine the pun-wavering joy every time they (or you) walk past these kitchen dish towels. And, if they make anyone sad, we'll refund or replace. Now, let's go cook up some laughs.