Product Review

How hard is it really to just park in the lines? Does that BMW really need to take up two spaces? I mean seriously. How inconsiderate are these people? It's about time that we good drivers had something to communicate to these jerks just how awful they are.

- Maybe buy a coloring book, so you can practice staying in the lines.

- I know you can't read this, because anyone dumb enough to park like you cannot possibly be literate.

- Expensive European car? You look rich, so do us all a favor and buy yourself some parking lessons.

- I've seen my dog puke up things that look better than your parking job.

- I'm not even mad. This parking job is so bad, I'm actually impressed.

-And 5 more hilarious designs!

Keep these cards in your car so when you locate an a**hole in the wild (and by wild, I mean parked in a disabled space with no placard) you can simply and surreptitiously slide one under the windshield wiper. Your target will see a friendly and inviting business card, but little do they know, their world is about to come crumbling down. Either way, you'll make their day a little worse, which will please the Parking Gods.

Looking for the perfect gag gift for your Secret Santa? These consistently make for great novelty gifts, so long as the recipient has a...colorful...sense of humor.

You will receive 50 Bad Parking Cards, which includes 5 copies of ten different sayings!

If you aren't completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!