Product Review
Listen up, my goodman! Whether your beard be curly or straight, red, blonde, black, or brown, dry or oily, timid or wild-this is the Beard Balm for you! Not only does it act as conditioner, but also as manager, best friend, wingman, best man, and bodyguard. Let me elaborate, shall I?
Organic ingredients?
Why, yes, my good sir-always!
A cleaner counter?
Liberate your counters from your old balms or kits, because my Beard Balm is all you'll need!
Softer, tamer, stronger, healthier beards?!
Yes, yes, four billion times yes!
If you don't already have a beard, you should grow one-my Beard Balm will be here waiting for you. Just like anyone who's ever gone to the DMV. Get your beard into the best shape of its glorious life; you won't even need a gym membership.
Tame that facial fur. Make it sing your praises. Use it to land your dream job, fight crime, befriend a mountain lion, and win an Oscar.
Be bearded. Be magnificent. Be polished. A Polished Gentleman.
- TAME, STYLE, & MOISTURIZE - Polished Gentleman Beard Balm will tame that wild mess you currently call a beard! Whether you're looking to soften, moisturize, or simply style your beard, this beard balm for men will get it done in a matter of minutes!
- PREVENTS BEARD DANDRUFF & ITCHING - My goodman, get the beard you've always dreamed of! Not only does this beard softener for men hydrate & moisturize, but it also delivers nourishing relief from dry, irritated skin while helping prevent itching & dandruff.
- THICKER, FULLER-LOOKING BEARD - Infused with beard-stimulating & nourishing Almond Oil, Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, & Tea Tree Oil, this beard moisturizer for men helps promote healthy, natural growth for thicker, fuller-looking beard!
- MANLY SANDALWOOD SCENT - Have you ever looked at your beard in the morning & wondered what exactly it would smell like if a fiery dragon breathed on it? This beard butter for men gets your face smelling more manly than a Viking at a 7th Sea festival after 5 mead-soaked days!
- POLISHED GENTLEMAN - No matter what type of gentleman you are, be a polished one! Created by professionals using only natural & organic ingredients, FREE of parabens, alcohol, or harsh chemicals! Made in the USA, FAMILY-OWNED with 3 generations making our own natural products.