Product Review
Take a Load Off
When the shit hits than fan, or your undies, it's time to go into cover up mode. If you're at work or out in public, your sharty shorts aren't going anywhere, so how can you combat the inevitable stench of your trio del fuego taco supreme? Oops, Did I Just Shit My Pants Breath Mints are the only option you have left! Let the strong smell of peppermint overpower the smell of your own poo. Grab a handful, pop them in your mouth, and start blowing like the Big Bad Wolf. It's better to have everyone think you're nuts than randomly shitting yourself throughout the day.
- UH-OH. THAT WASN’T JUST A FART WAS IT? – Shit happens. Unfortunately, sometimes it happens in your pants. Don’t worry. You’re not the first or last to walk backwards to the john. Pop some Did I Just Shit My Pants Mints and plan your escape route to the nearest undie dump.
- AT LEAST YOUR BREATH WILL BE FRESH – Your pants may reek like a public bathroom, but these peppermints are bursting with flavor and freshening power to keep your breath from stinking like a dumpster. 1 oz. of mint breath fresheners come to approximately 165 mints.
- FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY– Everyone on your gift list will get a giggle from this crazy, gender-neutral choice for care packages, stockings, birthday gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, white elephant ideas, and Easter Baskets for teens and adults.
- SHIT MY PANTS MINTS ARE THE PERFECT GAG GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION – Give that special guy or girl a laugh for any occasion or no occasion at all. Everyone will get a kick out of this weird mint tin because poop humor is something nobody grows out of…whether they’ll admit it or not.
- MADE IN THE USA – Normalizing sharts everywhere.
