Product Review
Elegant as Fuck Mints
We've all had those days when we weren't quite as sophisticated as we'd hoped. Maybe you ate that extra spicy burrito the night before, and you've been burping and farting all day. Or, it could be you just never had that internal filter that keeps you from saying inappropriate things. No matter the reason people consider you uncouth, you can throw it right back in their faces with Elegant as Fuck Mints. You're as demure as royalty when you carry these mints around. It doesn't matter how often you curse or insult people's mothers, these mints prove you're the cream of the crop.
- A TASTELESSLY TASTY GIFT FOR SASSY WOMEN – These hilarious, unique mint tins are Gears Out exclusives, so they’re sure to be a big hit with all the nasty women on your gift list.
- FRESH BREATH FOR THE POTTY MOUTH – These peppermint mints will come in handy every time you sling some zingers that will make a sailor blush. 1 oz. of mint breath fresheners come to approx. 165 mints.
- FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR LADIES WITH ATTITUDE – If she shows off her lack of breeding like a 10 dollar tramp stamp she’ll get a kick out of finding a tin of Elegant as F Mints in her fishnet stockings.
- FUNNY GIFT FOR THE GIRL WHO LIKES TO LET HER FREAK FLAG FLY – This is for friends who are always down to earth and up for a laugh.
- MADE IN THE USA – Delightfully raunchy everywhere.
