Product Review

WHAT IS IT?
The Toilet Timer is for the poo-crastinator taking their sweet time. This is a sand timer that runs for about five minutes. Help your loved one get back to the people they are trying to avoid.

WHO IS IT FOR?
This gift is a funny stocking stuffer for men, dads and husbands, a great gag or father's day gift, and is perfect for fathers at Christmas or as a white elephant gift or secret Santa gift.

HOW DOES IT WORK?
We've concocted a special new blend of unicorn magic and gravity that makes the Toilet Timer easy to set. Runs for about five minutes. Just spin to set!

MORE THAN A GAG!
The Toilet Timer is more than just a subtle hint for the long-pooper in your family. Did you know that there is actually medical benefit to not lingering in the loo?

TIME TO POOP OR GET OFF THE POT.
How long does your loved one spend in the bathroom actually doing their business? Help them keep things moving with our nifty device.

DID YOU KNOW?
We are an American company and this started as a fully funded Kickstarter project. Cool huh.